she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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