i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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