oh god the rape fog is back!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i wish my penis had a tongue
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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