I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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