She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
