Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Holy sore nipples Batman
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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