i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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