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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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