Porn is love you can see.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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