Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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