If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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