My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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