Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I puked a lego.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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