With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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