you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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