Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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