id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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