OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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