I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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