For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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