Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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