We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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