YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well you can't waste a boner
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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