i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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