I don't think brook has ever known best
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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