just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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