mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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