I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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