i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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