yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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