if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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