Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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