Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?