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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat

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• (813): View more from Florida

  he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"

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  does that mean he doesn't last long?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood

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• (646): View more from New York

  Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit

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  The facepaint not the blacking out

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

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• (845): View more from New York

  From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  ...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.

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  You're lovely.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.

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• (650): View more from California

  Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?

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