Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Randomize
