I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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