Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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