i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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