So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize
