i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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