I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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