I wannas sexs uuuuu
i think i have herpe
just one?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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