escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
you never un-have a 4some
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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