It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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