girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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