i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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