I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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