On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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