id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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