Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.