Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.