There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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