If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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