My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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