why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
