You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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